BREAKING: TRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEIN!
Dick Bulger News Service: In a blockbuster announcement, Elon Musk has announced that Donald Trump,…
BREAKING: TRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEIN!
Dick Bulger News Service: In a blockbuster announcement, Elon Musk has announced that Donald Trump, the Russian shitbag traitor against the American middle class, did indeed fuck kids with Jeff Epstein! THIS NEWS IS BREAKING. STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES! Elon follows up with this on tariffs:
Chicken Taco Tuesday!
Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out! Read on for a BONUS RECIPE! TACO – LMAO, that’s what Wall Street traders are calling him now. And he HATES IT. He chickened out so hard on tariffs it almost eclipsed his great chickening-out of the Vietnam war. That’s why today, we’re celebrating TACO TUESDAY in honor of the diaper-wearing…
Celebrating Pride Month With Charlie
Charlie and Dick’s Big Boston Pride Day Adventure It was a sunny June day, and Dick Bulger was feeling extra frisky. He’d donned his “I Love Roast Beef” crop top, a pair of cargo shorts that had seen better days, and an old Red Sox cap with a rainbow pin he found in the gutter….
The Real Reason Trump Hates Harvard
Just like no Trump has ever served in the military, and historically have done everything they can to avoid the draft, no Trump has ever gone to Harvard. As a malignant narcissist, not being accepted to something is a lifelong wound to his fragile ego. Even Dick Bulger got closer to Harvard than Trump ever…
Trump Hangs With Chinese Communists
Do you support the president who embraces Communist Party agents at Mar-a-Lago? Well Dick Bulger doesn’t invite commies to HIS house (to be fair, he lives in his car, but still). The political landscape shifted dramatically this weekend as legendary CB radio misfit and all-around degenerate, Dick Bulger, issued a fiery public denouncement of communism….
Why CB Radio?
CB Radio: The Original Social Media—But Stupider CB radio (that’s Citizens Band Radio, for those not born before rotary phones) is a place where truckers, hobbyists, and total weirdos shout into the void with nicknames like Beaver Tail, Mud Duck, and The Number Three Repeater. It’s basically Twitter for people who still think AOL is…
Dick’s 2028 Platform
That’s right, Dick Bulger is running for president in 2028. Here’s more about his platform. The Bulger Party: “Roast Beef for the Masses, Clams for the Classes” 🔥 Core Values 📡 Radio and Communications Reform 🏛️ Foreign and Domestic Policy 🚗 Transportation and Infrastructure 🎤 Closing Statement Dick Bulger: “I’m the only candidate who’s willing…
MAGA Restaurants Closed, No Help
Low-IQ and washed up MAGA performer Kid Rock’s namesake restaurant was closed because the undocumented staff didn’t want to get deported. MAGA is a scam! When will the obsoletes admit they’re being scammed and grifted and “frothed up” with anti-immigrant rhetoric. Trump employs hundreds of illegals throughout his sprawling roach motel empire. Dick Bulger enthusiastically…
Prices SURGE On Adult Diapers!
Walmart this week announced a massive price hike in items that obsolete white CB radio operators like Charlie, Crazy Eddie and KKK Davie use every day. Read on… The list includes: adult diapers, denture cream, Tuck’s hemorrhoid pads, KY jelly, mobility scooter batteries and Trump-branded butt plugs. Trump said he was going to raise taxes…
