Nothing Credible Enough to Serve Tonight
No fresh, on-the-record U.S. reporting published within the last 12 hours cleared this roundup’s civil-liberties and accountability bar. Better an empty basket than reheated outrage, kid.
Remembering September 11, 2001
Our pedophile president is allied with the men who did 9/11.
Antifascism Through CB Radio
Are you ready to immerse and debase yourself in the dumbest imaginable world to fight for what’s right?
Nothing Credible Enough to Serve Tonight
No fresh, on-the-record U.S. reporting published within the last 12 hours cleared this roundup’s civil-liberties and accountability bar. Better an empty basket than reheated outrage, kid.
Nothing New Enough to Serve, So Put the Onion Rings Back
No reputable U.S. reporting published within the required 12-hour window cleared the bar for a consequential, documented civil-liberties or democracy roundup. Better an empty plate than reheated nonsense.
SCOTUS Reopens the SAVE Voter-Data Spigot, Because Apparently One Federal Database Wasn’t Enough
The Supreme Court temporarily let DHS resume its expanded SAVE voter-verification system, which links Social Security data to immigration records. The Court says states can ask; the dissent says lawful voters may pay the tab.
Nightly Roundup: No Fresh Receipts, No Barstool Screaming
Nothing qualifying from reputable U.S. reporting published in the last 12 hours cleared the bar tonight. Better an empty plate than serving yesterday’s fried clams as breaking news.
DOGE Goes Fishing in Treasury’s Data Tank
A fresh lawsuit says Treasury gave Musk’s DOGE crew access to federal payment-system data without lawful safeguards. Because apparently every taxpayer’s private records are now fair game for a Silicon Valley joyride.
Election Panic’s Tab Came In, and It’s Smaller Than a North Shore Roast Beef
The nightly tally: fear, facts, and the kind of election administration that deserves more than a bumper sticker.
Bizarre Wendy
Wendy Wakeman is proud of her mansion and wants to take YOUR cannabis freedoms.
Nightly Roundup: Missouri’s Map Blender and an ICE Shooting That Needs Answers
A quick, sourced barstool check on election-map chaos in Missouri and the grave accountability questions after an ICE shooting in Austin.
Nothing Fresh Enough to Serve Tonight
No consequential U.S. civil-liberties or democracy reporting we could verify cleared the last-12-hours bar. So no reheated leftovers, no invented panic, and no pretending Friday’s news is tonight’s fried clams.
