Charlie’s Erotic CB Friday
🎉🍕 ATTENTION ALL FREQUENCY FREAKS AND PEPPERONI PIVOTERS! 🍕🎉 Get ready to boogie ’til your…
Charlie’s Erotic CB Friday
🎉🍕 ATTENTION ALL FREQUENCY FREAKS AND PEPPERONI PIVOTERS! 🍕🎉 Get ready to boogie ’til your bandwidth burns at the Weekly CB Radio Disco Dance Blowout hosted by none other than Cadillac Charlie—the only man who can moonwalk while tuning a Bearcat! 📡💃 WHERE? Monte’s Pizza — where the crust is crispy and the dance floor…
Lying Shitbag Trump Attacks Iran
The orange felon dipshit picked up the phone and on the other end was the equally corrupt Bibi Netanyahu who asked Trump to send US airmen into harms way on behalf of Israel. Trump, always seeking personal glory, said SURE! Our troops are for hire! And so the B-2’s, which some people are saying are…
MAGA Are Hate-Fueled Terrorists
Let’s have a quick conversation about how hateful obsolete white Republican men are. Last weekend, an obsolete high on Fox News, OANN, Epoch Times and other fake news bullshit knocked on the door of a Minnesota lawmaker at 3am, and shot her point blank in the forehead, along with her husband. He also shot the…
Trump Shits and Pisses Himself
Pictures emerged of Donald Trump at a Pride Month event the other night in Michigan. In it, one can clearly see that he’s wearing a Foley catheter. That means he is urinologically incontinent and probably fecally as well, as these things generally go hand in hand. Have a look: The image above clearly shows a…
BREAKING: TRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEIN!
Dick Bulger News Service: In a blockbuster announcement, Elon Musk has announced that Donald Trump, the Russian shitbag traitor against the American middle class, did indeed fuck kids with Jeff Epstein! THIS NEWS IS BREAKING. STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES! Elon follows up with this on tariffs:
Chicken Taco Tuesday!
Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out! Read on for a BONUS RECIPE! TACO – LMAO, that’s what Wall Street traders are calling him now. And he HATES IT. He chickened out so hard on tariffs it almost eclipsed his great chickening-out of the Vietnam war. That’s why today, we’re celebrating TACO TUESDAY in honor of the diaper-wearing…
Celebrating Pride Month With Charlie
Charlie and Dick’s Big Boston Pride Day Adventure It was a sunny June day, and Dick Bulger was feeling extra frisky. He’d donned his “I Love Roast Beef” crop top, a pair of cargo shorts that had seen better days, and an old Red Sox cap with a rainbow pin he found in the gutter….
The Real Reason Trump Hates Harvard
Just like no Trump has ever served in the military, and historically have done everything they can to avoid the draft, no Trump has ever gone to Harvard. As a malignant narcissist, not being accepted to something is a lifelong wound to his fragile ego. Even Dick Bulger got closer to Harvard than Trump ever…
Trump Hangs With Chinese Communists
Do you support the president who embraces Communist Party agents at Mar-a-Lago? Well Dick Bulger doesn’t invite commies to HIS house (to be fair, he lives in his car, but still). The political landscape shifted dramatically this weekend as legendary CB radio misfit and all-around degenerate, Dick Bulger, issued a fiery public denouncement of communism….
