Are you the kind of CB radio dipshit that voted for the orange rapist felon? Well! Good news, you’re about to get your Social Security check ripped up and smoked by Elon Musk. Imagine if Obama had brought his unelected billionaire buddy from Africa to the White House to delete Social Security and veteran’s benefits?…
Sounds like the degenerate loser crew of a shitty cop, an elderly bullfrog who never served his country, and a completely insane Lexus guy were out looking for Dick Bulger. That’s pretty cute LOL! I wonder if they were giving each other hand jobs while they bopped around?
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Hey there dirtbags and pedo trash of CB radio Trumplandia. Why do you keep voting for the orange freak who embraces child abusers?
Once upon a time in the Boston suburbs, there was a hapless CB radio enthusiast named Officer Randy “Mudflap” McGinty. Mudflap wasn’t a real cop, but he took his self-appointed role as the “CB Radio Enforcement Division” very seriously. His days were spent patrolling the airwaves from the driver’s seat of his rusted-out Chevy Caprice,…
Charlie “The Geriatric Gigolo” had seen better days. At 85, his once-lustrous hair had surrendered to the inevitable march of time, retreating like a bad army into the fog of his wrinkled scalp. But what he lacked in youth, he more than made up for with raw, unfiltered charm—a charm that he aimed exclusively at…
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some spend their days screaming into a CB radio from a dingy Boston apartment, fueled by lukewarm Schlitz and the ghost of a roast beef sandwich. Enter Dick Bulger—renegade radio troll, proud unemployed layabout, and undisputed king of antagonizing MAGA diehards over the airwaves. When Dick…
You know the kind: old, single, obsolete white Republican men with no woman in their lives, talking tough on the CB radio, crying to my dad about how totally offended they are that I remind them constantly that Trump is going to rip up their Social Security checks and then shit down their throats. It’s…
