Trump Hates US Soldiers

The local high-school drop out CB radio dipshits LOVE the orange shit-clown, but does the shit-clown love American soldiers? NOPE. Instead of attending the dignified transfer of the four soldiers killed in an accident in Lithuania, he skipped out of town to play golf with a bunch of Saudis. He doesn’t give a shit about…

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Help Wanted!

🚨 HELP WANTED 🚨Dick Bulger’s Landscaping Empire – “We Mow, You Owe”™ Are you an aging, decrepit CB radio operator with a questionable work ethic and a burning desire to operate heavy machinery at a very slow pace? Then boy, do we have a job for you! We are currently hiring Lawn Maintenance Specialists (a.k.a….

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Pizza Pizza Pizza!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some spend their days screaming into a CB radio from a dingy Boston apartment, fueled by lukewarm Schlitz and the ghost of a roast beef sandwich. Enter Dick Bulger—renegade radio troll, proud unemployed layabout, and undisputed king of antagonizing MAGA diehards over the airwaves. When Dick…

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Ratfuck CB Operators!

You know the kind: old, single, obsolete white Republican men with no woman in their lives, talking tough on the CB radio, crying to my dad about how totally offended they are that I remind them constantly that Trump is going to rip up their Social Security checks and then shit down their throats. It’s…

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