Trump Hates US Soldiers

The local high-school drop out CB radio dipshits LOVE the orange shit-clown, but does the shit-clown love American soldiers? NOPE. Instead of attending the dignified transfer of the four soldiers killed in an accident in Lithuania, he skipped out of town to play golf with a bunch of Saudis. He doesn’t give a shit about…

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Clown Car!

Sounds like the degenerate loser crew of a shitty cop, an elderly bullfrog who never served his country, and a completely insane Lexus guy were out looking for Dick Bulger. That’s pretty cute LOL! I wonder if they were giving each other hand jobs while they bopped around?

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Help Wanted!

🚨 HELP WANTED 🚨Dick Bulger’s Landscaping Empire – “We Mow, You Owe”™ Are you an aging, decrepit CB radio operator with a questionable work ethic and a burning desire to operate heavy machinery at a very slow pace? Then boy, do we have a job for you! We are currently hiring Lawn Maintenance Specialists (a.k.a….

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Gay Dating at 85

Charlie “The Geriatric Gigolo” had seen better days. At 85, his once-lustrous hair had surrendered to the inevitable march of time, retreating like a bad army into the fog of his wrinkled scalp. But what he lacked in youth, he more than made up for with raw, unfiltered charm—a charm that he aimed exclusively at…

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Pizza Pizza Pizza!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some spend their days screaming into a CB radio from a dingy Boston apartment, fueled by lukewarm Schlitz and the ghost of a roast beef sandwich. Enter Dick Bulger—renegade radio troll, proud unemployed layabout, and undisputed king of antagonizing MAGA diehards over the airwaves. When Dick…

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