Donald Trump is no rocket scientist but Dick Bulger out of Boston has extensive experience with huge erections. That’s why he promises we’re going to spend billions to build a 9000 foot tall statue of Jesus on the moon. No other candidate is promising that.
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Fuck You!
That’s the promise. That’s the campaign slogan. Dick Bulger for President of EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU!
IQ: Dick Tops the Field
Stanford University finally released their long-awaited intensive study measuring and comparing the intellect of various Republican candidates. In this study, researchers focused on Donald Trump, Dick Bulger, and a wet pile of dog shit that answers to “Ron DeSantis”. The results? Dick Bulger blew away the field. On a scale of 1 to 5, Bulger […]
Statement on Olive Garden Incident
As you may have heard, Dick Bulger was involved in an incident at the Dorchester Olive Garden on November 8th, 2023. Campaign management has the following statement, which will be our last on this unfortunate matter: “Dick Bulger out of Boston has been campaigning relentlessly at bars, taverns and package stores across Boston. This takes […]