Everyone knows voting for a Republican is fucking stupid. That’s why Dick Bulger out of Boston is going to out-stupid the stupid in 2024. Dick promises he’ll be the dumbest fucking Republican ever to serve. Grab some Dick in 2024!
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About Dick
Some say he was born with a beer in his hand. Others are in awe of his intellect. And still others think he’s a complete idiot, but are going to vote for him anyways. But we can all agree, Dick is something special. Born in 1951 in a Dunkin Donuts dumpster in Malden, Richard Sullivan […]
9000ft Tall Jesus Statue on Moon
Donald Trump is no rocket scientist but Dick Bulger out of Boston has extensive experience with huge erections. That’s why he promises we’re going to spend billions to build a 9000 foot tall statue of Jesus on the moon. No other candidate is promising that.
Fuck You!
That’s the promise. That’s the campaign slogan. Dick Bulger for President of EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU!