Some say he was born with a beer in his hand. Others are in awe of his intellect. And still others think he’s a complete idiot, but are going to vote for him anyways.
But we can all agree, Dick is something special.
Born in 1951 in a Dunkin Donuts dumpster in Malden, Richard Sullivan Bulger came into the world with a mission: spread the Dick around. His impoverished family had little to celebrate; Dick’s father worked long hours as a polisher at the knob factory, while his mother found odd jobs as a wiener bender. The family were Democrats through and through.
In late 1979, adrift and questioning his identity, Dick decided to seriously fuck up his life: he became a Republican.