Stanford University finally released their long-awaited intensive study measuring and comparing the intellect of various Republican candidates. In this study, researchers focused on Donald Trump, Dick Bulger, and a wet pile of dog shit that answers to “Ron DeSantis”.
The results? Dick Bulger blew away the field. On a scale of 1 to 5, Bulger scored a record-high 4.1, with the dog shit coming in at 1.7, and Donald Trump failing completely.